Has a few meanings, but i’ll say the most popular one first
1. When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper has little to no shit on it
2. when you shit the biggest one ever and it disappears
1. When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper has little to no shit on it
2. when you shit the biggest one ever and it disappears
P1: Dude, that was a quick shit.. how come?
P2: Ghost poop, dude.
P1: nice.
P: my shit is gone?? i didn’t flush tho!
P2: Ghost poop, dude.
P1: nice.
P: my shit is gone?? i didn’t flush tho!
by DangitBob May 3, 2018
by nigga dick ass shit penis November 28, 2019
When you take a shit but have nothing to wipe; most people follow this up with a couple of safety strokes just in-case.
The eerie and mysterious phenomenon of pooping without leaving any trace of such on your butt, giving a "too-clean-for-comfort" feeling.
The eerie and mysterious phenomenon of pooping without leaving any trace of such on your butt, giving a "too-clean-for-comfort" feeling.
"Fuck, I'll be right back man I had a ghost poop earlier today so I hardly wiped but now I'm starting to smell the stank... shit"
by Whelp September 19, 2011
by eriador April 2, 2007
Where you need to go to the bathroom so bad thAT THat you could die. You sit on the toilet and.......
1........the poop disapears
2........you think your pooping then go to flush the toilet and nothings there.
3........ you had a misterious ghost poop
4........or your butt hole is just cloged
2........you think your pooping then go to flush the toilet and nothings there.
3........ you had a misterious ghost poop
4........or your butt hole is just cloged
by AUSMOSES February 28, 2009
After you unload your watse (for the weak-minded, your crap) you take that Charmin Ultra (again for the simpletins, your poop paper) and cleanse your anal (for urbanites, your pooper) and after looking at your art, only THEN you relize, there is no residue there! (for the average-Joes, no poop on the paper)
Saddie- "Yo, Macy get in here! look at my poop!"
Macy- "Dude, look at the paper!"
Saddie- "There's nothin' there! How does that even happen?!"
Macy- "Don't even worry about it, that's just a ghost poop
Macy- "Dude, look at the paper!"
Saddie- "There's nothin' there! How does that even happen?!"
Macy- "Don't even worry about it, that's just a ghost poop
by Ninja Panda! May 14, 2011
Lyla: eww gross you just farted mom.
Mom: A fart is just a ghost poop. It was the poop that never was.
Lyla: Your ghost poop smells
Mom: A fart is just a ghost poop. It was the poop that never was.
Lyla: Your ghost poop smells
by Squatting eagle September 9, 2017