Polish Bike Ride 

The Polish Bike Ride, or PBR as it is called in the slums of Denver, is a term refering to any sexual assault on a plant. No one knows how long they had been doing it, but the first recorded PBR occurred at a Broncos game with one drunken fan and a young fern. The fan quoted after the arrest, "the bi**h asked for it".

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Polish Bike Ride by Larry Obannan August 18, 2006

polish bike ride 

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.

"Did you give her a polish bike ride?"

polish bike ride by odddlly September 5, 2025

the Polish Bike Ride

when a person is stripped naked, forced to carry their captor on their back while have their arms pulled/bound back to grind the victim's face against a hard surface (usually on an inclined road).

The Polish Bike Ride

the Polish Bike Ride by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017

The polish bike ride

The person being bullied/tortured; is 1st stripped naked, or nearly naked, then is forced to carry the bully/torturer, on their back, while having their arms pulled back or bound back, then the victim's face is ground down against a hard surface, like a road, usually one on an incline.

Tommy gave Starmer the polish bike ride, calling him a cowardly loser, as he ground his face into the brutally rough, uneven, cobbled London road surface.

The polish bike ride by Palpably apathetic January 14, 2026

polish bikeride 

verb: something akin to a texas chili bowl, involving a bike wheel, sausage, and an anus/grundle. One inserts the sausage into another's anus and spins the wheel to give the person's grundle an indian sunburn.

Wow, that bully sure got Billy good with that polish bike ride.

polish bikeride by yeedogg November 10, 2004

polish bikeride 

A Polish Bike ride is when you are sexually inclined with that special someone and then go doggy style and you sit back as to recline in such a relaxed motion that you start kicking her in
the titties and forget what you were even there for.

Riding a polish bikeride in Poland and Forgetting that you are suppose to be on vacation.

polish bikeride by B smith October 25, 2007