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the Polish Bike Ride

when a person is stripped naked, forced to carry their captor on their back while have their arms pulled/bound back to grind the victim's face against a hard surface (usually on an inclined road).
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 25, 2017
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polish bike ride

For those whore are sexually ignorant. Involves either male or female using misproportioned inanimate objects and inserting said objects into orfice. This in turn brings about pain and pleasure.
The dumb cunt should take a polish bike ride and leave me alone!
by jizzohn November 10, 2004
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polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025
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