Pita bread tits

A woman's breast that looks triangular and ussaslualy cums with a side of hummus

Ugh, Jenny has such pita bread tits.

by Dankpepes4life September 18, 2016

ya nan on pita bread

Another good comeback for ya mum / ya mudda / ya mam / yo mother / your dad on bacon scruts i think? :P

deck head 1: Ya mum
deck head 2: Ya nan on pita bread
deck head 1: *ummmm ..... *Blank**
deck head 2: Mwhahaha :D I win!

by hamster_f_92 May 4, 2008

Pita Bread Balls

When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.

That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

pita bread

The ass of a woman or simply a woman who has had anal intercourse without enough preparation/lubrication and is now feeling some sort of pain in the ass (i.e. pita) as a result.

1. My girl R gave me anal with little to no preparation and now she's turned into a pita bread.
2. Come on boo, I told you to never EVER forget the lube but you didn't listen, enjoy your pita bread.

by BeenSearchin June 16, 2023