Pinkerton

The asshole of America.

Where is Billy from?

Pinkerton.

Oh that explains a lot...

Pinkerton by ThatsRightBilly February 14, 2012

Pinkerton

Someone who snorts cum. Yes out or in the nose, for fun, in accident, just because, they just love snorting cum.

“Hey dude that girl snorted my cum last night, she’s such a Pinkerton!”

Pinkerton by TheSnorted April 1, 2020

pinkerton

worst fucking almbum ever

God, Pinkerton sucks.

pinkerton by Rivers Cuomo March 28, 2005

pinkerton

the worst album ever

Pinkerton is some crap.

pinkerton by WeezerRivers May 13, 2005

pinkerton

to give someone pink eye while they are sleeping; take your middle and index finger and wipe it on your brown eye then wipe it into both their eyes.

Dude you must have fucked up cause someone gave you a pinkerton!

pinkerton by brow5150 December 14, 2012

pinkerton

A measurement of homework.

1 pinkerton = 20 pages of homework in a day

Not to be confused with a 'pinker' (1 page), or a 'pinkermany' (10 pages)

"Yo bro can you hop on fortnite?"
"Sorry bro my history teacher gave us like a pinkerton of homework"
"Damn ok"

pinkerton by Google bored September 28, 2026

[pinkerton] 

When having sex, the female's explosion of anal gas set off a vibration and the male gets off from the vibrations.

Dick and Jane were having sex. Jane recovering from a mexican meal was being pounded so hard by Dick could hold back the gases, causing an explosion for Dick as well. Dick screamed "I love you baby and the Pinkerton" after he experienced the first of many pikertons. After that day she was required to eat mexican food before sex.

[pinkerton] by DSNladies October 18, 2008