three hole punch

The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.

When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.

by ImNG May 15, 2005

The hole punch

While fingering a female one makes a fist and slams it into the pussy.

Person 1: Hey bro why is she walking like that?
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!

by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021

3 hole punch

to receive, or to give, oral, anal, and vaginal sex in one encounter

Hey Paul, "That chick was crazy....she let me give her a 3 hole punch last night."

But Bob, "The real question is did she go ass-to-mouth?"

by Hangin chad September 26, 2007

Hole punch roulette

A messy game of chance where everyone in an office refuses to empty a hole punch, resulting in it eventually bursting open and spilling small paper discs over the floor. The person using the hole punch at the time has to clean up

A: I need to file these papers but I know the hole punch is fit to burst.
B: Hole punch roulette proving too hot for you? No prob bro, I hide a spare in my draw.

by Drnooooooooooooooo March 14, 2010

two hole punch

when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode

that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.

by StepOFFGeorge April 6, 2013

Canadian Hole Punch

When A man copulates with a person's tracheal hole.

I gave that smoking bitch a Canadian Hole Punch, and filled her throat with hot steamy man chowder.

by Dirty Dal January 27, 2010

2-hole punch

To fuck a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time.

1:John and I 2-hole punched Jenna.

2:2-hole punching Zack's mom was great!

by Beeta Cheast September 25, 2009