Pheasanting

Proper Pheasanting Techniques:

1. Ruffle that bitches hair.
2. Ejaculate on said bitch's hair.
3. Ruffle the hair some more.

I hope she gets some Head and Shoulders for that pheasant!

Pheasanting is a great moisturizer.

by SWSEEL ANDIE September 27, 2008

pheasant plucker

A song involving a tongue twister.

John:
Person1: I bet you can't say this.
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son.
I am only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Person2:
I am not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant fucker's son.
I am only fucking pheasants 'till the peasant fucker comes.

by bilbo_9923 April 27, 2011

Pheasant

an insult that baffles your opponent and other people that wouldn’t appreciate being called that but has no physical sense of the definition

You pheasant

by WishPremium November 4, 2019

Pheasant

(n. -DWMP): A pejorative term of endearment for members of "Dude, Where's My Par?" that describes one as a lower class in a term correlated to avian jargon as is most golf related jargon. See: -birdie -eagle -albatross

You must be new.. Better double check the DWMP page before YOU talk shit.. What a pheasant

by R4WF0D0G23 August 14, 2019

crotch pheasant

A person who incessantly stares at another's crotch, or seems generally obsessed with crotch.

"Stop staring at my crotch you A-grade crotch pheasant!"

by Taffeta November 25, 2005

Peasent Scum

Any person in connection with either a) Pretending to have have money and not squeeching off the dole or b) being bogan scum. Scum should be totally avoided and killed where possible. They may attempt to get you pregnant at 15

You are peasent scum, I earn an 8-figure salary, obey me please!

by PseudonymNoob November 26, 2013

Tickle my balls with a brass pheasant

The art of tickling a golden retrievers balls with a brass pheasant.

I won the lottery today,well tickle my balls with a brass pheasant

by Phil& Marley April 3, 2019