pennsylvania dutch oven 

The act of an Amish or Amish looking person (unkempt beard, suspenders, etc) sitting at church and passing gas silently.

I was getting into the parsons message until Malachi delivered an unforgivable Pennsylvania Dutch Oven.

pennsylvania dutch oven by Slim McFatty February 5, 2010

Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf 

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.

Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!

Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf by dan majerle's pubes January 4, 2009

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven 

A Dutch Oven in which the usual victim actually places themselves under the covers willingly in order to better absorb the aroma of the flatulence.

I ripped heinous ass last night and my girlfriend ducked under the covers to give herself a Pennsylvania Dutch Oven.

Pennsylvania Dutch Oven by Steeler Country 45 September 29, 2017

Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain 

A sex act between at least one male and another partner. The male sneaks up behind a closed shower curtain while the other is in the active act of showering. The male then grabs the person in shower wrapping the shower curtain around there wet naked body. The penis is shoved against the curtain to insert into the person in the shower. The curtain acts as a semen barrier from this point on. This act should continue until climax or until the water starts turning cold.

Babe I'm too tired to do the Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain. Can we do the Pennsylvania Dutch Breakfast instead?

Pennsylvania Dutch Shower Curtain by GermanPizzaEater January 9, 2023