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Located in Happy Valley, this small town has a big campus. The students are more than half the population when school is in session and the town is the third largest in PA when it is a football weekend. Don't forget to stop by the creamery, Lion Shrine and say hey to Joe Pa who walks campus every day. We can study, party and drink with the best of them, we just know how to do them all without overloading.

"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy

WE ARE PENN STATE!
"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy
by TAC April 12, 2005
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Penn State Berks

A Penn State satellite campus located in Berks county PA. its a small campus, everyone smokes, the doors are ridiculously hard to open in the library, everyone thinks we are stupid, but we are just as kick-ass as main campus students, we have awesome professors, Billie Walker is the coolest reference librarian on earth, have a romantic dinner at Tully's, the hottest cars are our parking lot, you can eat, drink and yell really loud in the library, the Larson building always smells like poop, always some guy driving a gator tractor thingy around picking up cigarette butts, we have the hottest babes and the wildest parties with the most beer!
Q: yo were da hottest parties tonight?

A: Penn State Berks yo!

Q: yo were das everyone hang out and smoke?

A: Penn State Berks fool!

Q: weres da hottest babes at man?

A: Penn State Berks playa!
by Berkssuperbeerdrinker October 19, 2009
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penn state

The greatest college ever!
Best parties, hottest girls, school spirit. What else could you ask for?
We are... Penn State
by Go Lions! September 28, 2004
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Penn State

To take advantage of, sexually, and to have it go unreported afterwards
by bsbro.3569 November 23, 2011
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The boy was in a Penn State for the rest of his life, after being sanduskied.
by DaytonaDude November 29, 2011
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Penn State

A college in Pennsylvania where Jerry Sandusky, a former Defense Coach for Penn State Football and long time kid fucker with multiple victims, was allowed to wonder aimlessly around campus and without punishment, shame by his working peers or report to the police of any kind regarding his pedophilia fiendish ways, even after being sited first hand in a shower naked behind a ten year old boy.
Penn State, openly supporting child fucking since 1997.
by pedophilia, kid fucking, shota November 9, 2011
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A school with one of the most kick ass Greek Life systems ever. Not for the faint of heart.
Penn State Fraternity Row, aka the cultural capital of Greek Life in the United States
by ms4brendan November 1, 2018
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