Pearling

-Getting caught in a boldface lie in a rather public fashion
-Wearing obnoxiously vibrant jackets to garner undeserved attention
-Being an all-around ignorant jackass

Man 1: "I think I'll wear my orange blazer out tonight..."
Man 2: "Dude, you're not gunna get any girls when you're pearling like that"

by gamer newt February 26, 2011

Pearling

The act of passing a kidney stone during sexual intercourse.

Vincent: Hey bro I heard that Ethan pearled inside of that girl last night...
Ethan: Yeah, pearling is kinda painful but you know what they say.. no pain, no gain.

by GrabEmByTheBussy October 17, 2021

Pearling

To use Potty Pearls to clean up after your nasty ass destroys your family’s toilet.

Hey Carla, Make sure Tony pearls the toilet when he’s done pushing out Thanksgiving dinner.

Hey Mom, he’ll be right down after he finishing pearling the toilet.

by M_woodsy May 7, 2018

Pearling

Ejaculated a kidney stone into the uterus and letting it stay like an oyster pearl

Hey babe, can we do some pearling tonight.

I'm boutta pearl on you.

by Hatagrin April 23, 2024

Pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from behind.

by Woodworks July 18, 2015

pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.

by Woodworks July 23, 2015

pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.

by Woodworks July 23, 2015