The Village Pearlers

A group known as the Village Mafia from dangerous parts of Michigan. This group has extremely high blunt standards. You must be able to know how to pearl a blunt to hang in this squad. As it is mentioned in their song, "Pearl Game Reflective", they like blunts rolled symmetric. Basically, it should look the same way before and after. If you royally fuck up a blunt then you may be at risk of losing your nipples. Just hope that the Village Mafia Administration of Blunt Doctors can fix it and save your nips.

The Village Pearlers have hosted their 5th annual blunt rolling competition this year.

by Abriel Ole September 2, 2016

pearler

a beauty or a good one

“oh geez that fire is a pearler”

by razlovaaaaa November 2, 2018

pearler

a person who is good at rolling blunts

mia: omg you really a pearler u rolled that perfectly

by msyappin August 27, 2023

Pearler

In reference to a particularly hard fall

Did you see him fall? It was a right pearler

by axe_all December 29, 2019