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(pa-to)
Someone who spends all their time gaming. Patoes don't do well in school cause they don't care. Can be boys or girls, but there is a big difference. Guy patoes can be a little creepy, but they are some of the nicest people you'll meet.Guy patoes are on the heavier side of the scale while women are kinda hot. Girl patoes also tend to be on the shorter side and are excellent cooks. Don't fall for their tricks cause they might be great, but they would only be for those who are willing to pay for their expenses. Female patoes will bankrupt if you are starting up a small bussiness and you can't support them.
(pa-to)
Someone who spends all their time gaming. Patoes don't do well in school cause they don't care. Can be boys or girls, but there is a big difference. Guy patoes can be a little creepy, but they are some of the nicest people you'll meet.Guy patoes are on the heavier side of the scale while women are kinda hot. Girl patoes also tend to be on the shorter side and are excellent cooks. Don't fall for their tricks cause they might be great, but they would only be for those who are willing to pay for their expenses. Female patoes will bankrupt if you are starting up a small bussiness and you can't support them.
Guy patoe
Girl 1: OMG, this guy is so perfect for me.
Girl 2: Avoid him, he's probably a patoe.
Girl patoe
Guy 1: Yo, I got a girl that'll actually game with me.
Guy 2: You got a patoe? No, way dude, lucky.
Guy 1: I hope I can get a full ride scholarship cause Ima need to get a well paying job if ima have her.
Guy 2: Good luck with that, you probably better off winning the lottery cause she'll run you dry.
Girl 1: OMG, this guy is so perfect for me.
Girl 2: Avoid him, he's probably a patoe.
Girl patoe
Guy 1: Yo, I got a girl that'll actually game with me.
Guy 2: You got a patoe? No, way dude, lucky.
Guy 1: I hope I can get a full ride scholarship cause Ima need to get a well paying job if ima have her.
Guy 2: Good luck with that, you probably better off winning the lottery cause she'll run you dry.
by @hervicousgoblin Neo February 21, 2023
Get the Patoemug. An Australian term for vigorously pounding a chick during girl-on-top sex. Represents the spring-like motion as if she’s bouncing on a trampoline.
Often used when other people are around to disguise one’s true intention
Often used when other people are around to disguise one’s true intention
Her: Hey Jake, can you patoing me in the park tonight?
Him: Sure, as long you don’t scream when you’re in the air
Him: Sure, as long you don’t scream when you’re in the air
by lordoflight February 20, 2018
Get the Patoingmug. 
The act of rubbing one's erect penis between two large breasts followed by ejaculating all over the aforementioned lady's face.
He gave her a pato after having sex
by Mischa89 May 16, 2011
Get the patomug. 
by victor birkner October 15, 2009
Get the pato malomug. by Muertitos Patos February 11, 2017
Get the muertitos patosmug.