Pato

Grooms a goat by patting its ass and fucks it viciously. While fucking it yells incoherently.

That a pretty looking goat. I might go give it a pato.

by Assassin75 January 15, 2016

PATO

POP A TITTE OUT

Pato-Used To Tell Females To Show Their Breast

by Lou Rosco October 19, 2019

Pato

The meaning of everything and all niceness the exists in this universe. Originates from a short word for potato.

Can be used in any way: verb, noun, adjective, etc.

Paaatooo! ( シ )
This feels like a pato day

by Parrot1208 January 30, 2020

Pato

In Colombian slang, specifically Medellin, or around Medellin (The paisa zone) being a pato is a slang used among young people.

If you do something really stupid or if you approach a problem with an unpractical and/or stupid or funny solution you are a pato.
It can also mean "chichipato", which in this case would mean being someone cheap.

-Parce, por que le pego a su hermanito? // Bro, why did you beat your brother's ass?
-Porque no me quiso hacer un favor a la tienda // Because I ask him to bring me something from the grocery store and he denied.
- JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJA, PARCE, USTED ES MUY PATO! // HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH BRO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

-Cucho, que le dio a su novia en sanvalentin? // Dude, what gift did you get to your GF in Valentines'.
- Un BonBonBun (Look it up), // A Lolly Pop (Kind of)
-Pana, de buenas que usted es muy pato/chichipato // Mate, no joke, you're really cheap

by Salvares April 4, 2021

Pato

Pato is a Mexican homosexual who is otherwise referred to as a pillow princess.

1:Hey did you see Pato the other day.
2:Yeah, that dudes a pillow princess.

by Hot Ginger January 10, 2022

Pato

A name for a person who is a bitch

You're pato🗿

by Voidepitaph May 17, 2022

pato

cat that is super chonky and has a huge fat ass with a side of stupidity

pato is fucking u up

by PeepzIsCumming May 31, 2022