Melodram Patheticism

A mental illness brought upon by being around nervous dogs. The symptoms include anxiety, depression, severely decreased sense of self-worth and a sudden fear of wood lice and toilet water. Named by David Firth in David Firth's Health Reminder Ep. 2.

David: "Once sharp as a blade, now reduced to a limp drip of old chicken piss. It seems our nurse contracted Melodram Patheticism from a nervous dog."

by VaporKay September 27, 2023

Absence Patheticism

When you spend the first 3 seconds of any conversation not knowing what is going on.

Sorry it took a while to respond, I suffer with extreme Absence Patheticism at times.

by MimiWit August 25, 2017

Melodramatic Patheticism

When women go out of there way to make sure whatever your doing

, wherever you are, is wrong and they will make sure that you never feel the need to ever have a good time, smile or ever laugh again.

That girls melodramatic patheticism is out of order, she should eat shit.

by Melodramatic pathetic ism June 6, 2015

Patheticism

The actual definition of this word.

Patheticism is the act or mannerism of being pathetic.

I can see the patheticism coming from my roommate as he pines for his ex girlfriend after she dumped his ass.

by Vanevack May 27, 2019