A mental illness brought upon by being around nervous dogs. The symptoms include anxiety, depression, severely decreased sense of self-worth and a sudden fear of wood lice and toilet water. Named by David Firth in David Firth's Health Reminder Ep. 2.
David: "Once sharp as a blade, now reduced to a limp drip of old chicken piss. It seems our nurse contracted Melodram Patheticism from a nervous dog."
by VaporKay September 27, 2023
Get the Melodram Patheticismmug. by MimiWit August 25, 2017
Get the Absence Patheticismmug. When women go out of there way to make sure whatever your doing
, wherever you are, is wrong and they will make sure that you never feel the need to ever have a good time, smile or ever laugh again.
, wherever you are, is wrong and they will make sure that you never feel the need to ever have a good time, smile or ever laugh again.
by Melodramatic pathetic ism June 8, 2015
Get the Melodramatic Patheticismmug. I can see the patheticism coming from my roommate as he pines for his ex girlfriend after she dumped his ass.
by Vanevack May 27, 2019
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