Pussy parlour

a brothel in the USA. Especially in Navada and E.Texas.

My girlfriend told me that she knew of several brothels around her way. The locals call them Pussy parlours.

by Mammon August 1, 2006

AIDS parlour

A tattoo studio, doctors surgery, piercing studio, brothel or prostitute's vagina which is particularly dirty or of ill repute.

I was going to get a tattoo but the place down the road is a total AIDS parlour.

by WONDERBRAins January 22, 2011

smattoo parlour

A place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. Usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.

Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.

by sradwxi May 25, 2013

poopy parlour

another word for the anus.

"Today, I took a large dump and my poopy parlor was riddled with lingering fecal matter."

Marcus: "Chad, snuggle up your face inside my poopy parlour cause I'm mad horny and I got a stiff shit for you.

Chad: "Yeah, whatever let me get my Nasonex. Last time I got yo stink drip in my nostril and I had issues for at least two more sexual experiences."

Marcus: "You're a bitch, I'm over it, where's your dad?"

by applesandpoop July 14, 2009

beer parlour

Sort of like a ice cream parlour, but with beer.

I went and got a mickey of C.C. at the beer parlour.

by Weens September 24, 2005

Ray Parlour

Arsenal midfield dynamo cruely passed over by the England set-up. Does up other people's gardens at the weekend.

by Giggy P September 4, 2003

puff parlour

Where homosexual congregate usually a bar or club

Hey mate, is this afucking puff parlour

by william December 29, 2003