parade

A longer than normal commercial advertisement.

Look, there goes the McDonald float down the parade route.

by OpFox07 August 16, 2010

Paradize

To make a parody of a song.

Dude, I just thought of the best way to paradize Simon and Garfunkel's "The Boxer"

by Comedian Jon-O December 24, 2009

parade

A large gathering of tourists, orientals, or small teenage girls. Usually offendiing people by their presence.

Girls with dogs walk down street.

D-Tang (to girl 1): What is this, a fucking parade?

Girl 1: Fuck You!

D-Tang: Fuck your mother!

Girl 1: You're a monster.

(Girls flee running with dogs in hand and crying)

by Diego P August 03, 2006

meatball parade

meet-bawl puh-reyd (noun) A group of overweight/obese individuals herded together, usually (but not necessarily) blocking the way.

1. "I would've gotten here faster, but there was a meatball parade at the traffic intersection!"
2. "Check out that meatball parade outside of that donut shop."

by not_an_alien October 18, 2015

Red Parade

A state of ignorance, drone-like actions and behaviours, disregard for one's feelings and emotions.

"Walk on through a red parade and refuse to make amends, It cuts deep through our ground and makes us forget all common sense. Don't speak as I try to leave 'cause we both know what we'll choose, If you pull then I'll push too deep and I'll fall right back to you."

by Trinity2828 June 20, 2013

Kitty Parade

An event in which all or almost all of the attending individuals are female.

Man, the sorority party was such a kitty parade. There were no guys there at all.

by Johnny-san September 16, 2011

Golden Parade

1. A sexual act involving a man and a woman in which the woman lies on her back and urinates into the air while her partner stands above her and pisses into her vagina. If the streams intersect, then it is a golden parade.

2. A phenomenon where cars drive by on the J Way in Jamaica Plain (by the beach at Jamaica Pond) creating a symmetrical reflection in the water. Behold the golden parade of cars, you high motherfucker.

1. Dude. Lucy and I did our first golden parade! That shit was WET!

2. Damn, this golden parade of cars is BLOWING MY MIND

by Whipper Snapper Incorporated June 02, 2011