painters

Basically "to have the painters in" refers to a woman when she's on the rag. That time of the month when women are better to ignore... for more reasons than one!

God Laura is such a cranky bitch today! She must have the painters in...

by c0za April 8, 2005

A painter

A painter is a member of an Armed unit that goes into the enemies territory to set a specific target for a missile to hit.
The target set is something that can be traced easily but cannot be found.
Usually some elctrical device with a frequency given only to the Allies so they can hit it.

"Get a painter to set the target.. it's the only way"

by ShallowVision January 8, 2006

PAINter

an artist who stays up tp 4am to finish a drawing or a painting, has a fucked up sleep schedule, and probably hasnt seen the sun in three days.

1: Oh yes, that piece is lovely, what kind of painter are you?
2: im a PAINter.
1: excuse me?
2: check urban dictionary.

by shhscdhsbsjdk May 22, 2020

A painter

A person who paints things.

Bob Ross is a painter

by Donkeypoo November 22, 2006

painters

when its that time of the month and you realize how much of a bastard it is to be a chick.

She is such a grumpy whore. The painters must be in again.

by U_WANT_CHEEZ_WIT_DAT? December 28, 2005

The Painter

The Painter is someone who thinks they are always right. Says random and retarded things that makes no sense, and continues to argue a point that is completely wrong until the other person gives up just so he can win.

Makes up random statistics.

Jake: So bears climb mountains to scratch at rocks to eat the gnats underneath before they hibernate

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, i saw it on Planet Earth.

Brian: No they dont

Jake: Yes they do, and i am going to train 4 wild goats to fight a 285 pound man and people will pay to see it!

Brian: You are such a Painter!

The Painter.

by ONUwrestlinstats January 31, 2010

Paintering

To hold your boss hostage for a raise by acting like you are willing to whore yourself out for more money at a shithole company.

Because of the athletic department, Matt resorted to paintering Purdue into giving him more money.

by dcam June 4, 2011