Packard Bell, not to be confused with Hewlett-Packard, was an electronics company which manufactured PCs of such terrible quality that its products are aptly referred to as "Packaged Hell." Once you purchased one of their machines, you were stuck with a heap of crap after the motherboard or power supply invariably failed (the company insisted on using odd form factors making sure spare parts were impossible to find). Fortunately, the company ceased selling its crash-happy computers in the U.S. in 2000. Unfortunately, the brand continues to plague the European market.
You: hi sir, I'd like to buy a power supply for an A8550 Packard Bell.
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?
by hgdt43 March 14, 2008
A woman/teacher who thinks she is entitled, like a Karen. Takes advantage of students in her classroom and thinks she is better than others.
"You students will be nothing without me, so why didn't you finish the assignment I asked you? You all are gonna end up homeless without the knowledge I give you. I didn't think i'll have this kind of environment in a classroom when I got my Teaching Degree." - Mrs Packard.
by Rxndigo September 30, 2020
by Spoofnet October 30, 2003
Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.
-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed)
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.
-How much?
$1500
Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.
-How much?
$1500
by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010
by PCWreader June 23, 2009
A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.
A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
by TheNextBillGates January 15, 2010
A name of a frank zappa song. Also the meaning of a person who sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shaped like duck lips
Hey, Matheus Leao Moreira, who did you blow? You pushed the button boy and you went to the show better suck a little harder or the shekels won't flow and I don't mean your thumb So on your knees you bum Just tell yourself it's yum And suck it 'till you're numb
Matheus is a packard goose with cock like duck lips.
Jornalisms kinda scary.
Dont you think?
Matheus is a packard goose with cock like duck lips.
Jornalisms kinda scary.
Dont you think?
by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 20, 2020