pudge

The stuff that's not really fat and not really muscle, usually found in a roll around the midsection where the "rock hard abs" would be located if the "rock hard abs" existed. Pudge does not jiggle of its own accord, but is pokeable. Pudge is usually found on girls of medium size without too much mucle mass.

Often made worse by wearing skinny jeans or belly shirts, during which time it can be confused with a muffin top.

Suzy: I hate these jeans! They fit me great, but they give me such bad pudge!

Mary: Pudge?

Suzy: Yeah. You know, the stuff on your stomach that's like ... not really fat.

pudge by Charline January 6, 2009

pudge

A semi errect penis.

I got a pudge just looking at her.

pudge by Rope March 7, 2003

Pudge

A name to call yourself when you're with your best friend. Often used to refer to yourself in the 3rd person. Usually seen with Neep.

"Pudge didn't mean to"

Pudge by neeplovespudge May 4, 2014

Pudge

A kid with abnormally large triceps that hits hard on the football field. There has been a specific case where a guy died from putting his head next to Pudge's triceps and him flexing.

I'm gonna go chill with Pudge todayy, hopefully his triceps don't kill me

Pudge by Youalreadyknowwhatitiss December 14, 2010

Pudge

Someone who is very gay

Man coltin Puckett is a pudge

Pudge by Goat123455 December 21, 2019

Pudge

A fat person that needs to poop and are about to explode of a monsterous brown monster brewing in their instestines

"Dang dude I need to take a pudge, its killing me! Then well go get a big mac and fries."

Pudge by CammaJamma May 9, 2010

pudge

Pudge is a word meaning Vagina that a lot of little girls are taught to say instead of "down there"

it derives from the cree word "pudgin" meaning Vagina.

"Man, you kicked me right in the pudge!"

pudge by Farren H June 2, 2005