Pollywog

One who looks foolish, incompetent and dishonest after miserably failing to scam someone.

Ryan was pollywoged after unknowingly trying to sell a counterfit painting to the original artist.

by BreadMann June 11, 2020

pollywank

A Polly wank is when you masturbate with a condom on. Less mess less stress.

Jeremy just hit a Polly wank in his bed. No mess no stress.

Those faggots at IU are always pollywanking. Less mess less stress.

by Wankerspanker May 13, 2018

Pollywampus

When the sun shifts and you molt into a new person, internally. Circa 2018

That girl turned freaky after the Pollywampus.

by DoNZon February 19, 2023

Pollywaffle

A word which is exclaimed when you want to reserve a seat in a social setting.

Person 1: "hey mate, I'm off to drop a fat one, I pollywaffle this seat"
Person 2: "yeah no worries mate. I'll make sure no one takes it"

by Jizzhorse December 29, 2015

POLLYWAGGIN

POLLYWAGGIN: The experience of spending an inordinate amount of time swimming your ass off - upstream only to get caught by an 8 year old and flushed down the toilet by his mother.

Wasting your time and effort with no positive outcome,
useless or profitless activity

That poor guy has been Pollywaggin for 20 years, you think he'd be ahead of the game by now!

by Ann Lindsey September 26, 2007

pollywaffle

Australian biscuit made of wafer, marshmallow and covered in chocolate.

Don't forget to enjoy a yummy pollywaffle whilst in Australia, but don't drop it in the swimming pool.. it floats....

by pollydolly August 11, 2009

pollywabba

A buffoon, a clown, silly person.

Brittany are you doing sit-ups while eating? What a pollywabba!

by Dweezy88 June 13, 2020