poaching

Doing something you shouldn't do i.e. stealing--- comes from a snowboarding term to go somewhere roped off that you aren't supposed to go into.
I'm poaching my sister's Netflix.
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poach

To take a coworker's lunch from the communal refrigerator.
That little shit-weasel Raymond better not poach my fucking tuna sandwich again.
by Frozen June 18, 2003
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Poach

Verb.

The act of waiting until someone pulls out of a good parking spot near the store or destination, then taking their spot as soon as they pull out; thus eliminating other people's chances to take that spot. Mostly takes place when you notice a car about to leave. Very useful in places such as malls and department stores.
Passenger: "Hey, do you see any spots open near WalMart?"

Driver: "No, but there's someone with their tail-lights on, let's poach their spot."

Passenger: "Epic!"
by CMKTBH December 28, 2009
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In snowboarding terms, sneaking up the chair lift without a ticket or pass.
"Tickets are too expensive, I'd rather poach the lifts or hike the park."
by Dirty D Nice December 17, 2008
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Poaching

When a male is at a party and is in search of a large female companion for sexual deeds. Hence men go poaching for rhinos. It's a tricky approach for the man can be conquered by the beast if he is unprepared.
Jake was at a party and got so hammered he went poaching for a rhino and she overcame him and abused him.
by Jake the Snake Bann February 02, 2010
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Poaching

A term referring to kill stealing usually on online games.
that troll is poaching!!

Fuuuuuuuuu! Report his ass!
by Guten Tag Faust June 14, 2011
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Snowboarding term: to board in fresh, untouched powder.
Yo Phat Man! I be poachin' duh pow-Der while you jiss ridin' duh chair.
by Witchie-coo March 21, 2003
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