Pitbull Rhyming

Rhyming a word in a song with the same word. Named after the singer Pitbull for his bad rhyming in songs.

Pitbull: Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak,
Or better yet, go to Times Square,
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

Me:Oh god the origin of Pitbull Rhyming

by revington December 30, 2012

Pitbull Cookies

Cookies infused with weed and unholy souls that will transcend your body to a state or nirvana. These cookies can only be eaten by gods but CAN be made by mortals. The Cookies were originally made after a stoner made a batch of edible cookies but a nuclear bomb destroyed his houses and killed him and after the explosion, scientists found the cookies lying on the ground radiating immense energy. The legendary original batch is at the bottom floor of Area 51 and the first test subject to eat them was erased from existence. The only known mortal to be able to eat these cookies is 2000s American rapper Pitbull, thus the infamous name. No matter how many people have tried to replicate the cookies, nothing comes close to the power of the original batch.

Trevor: "Dude did you make Pitbull cookies?? DONT EAT THEM YOU'LL DIE!!!"
Derek: "I did your mom lol"

by Jsweezey2000 December 30, 2020

Preston Pitbull

A safety manuever used in a canadian penetentary setting. When forced to give prison felatio treat the other prisoner good and as soon as you hear the first sign of pleasure (usually a moan of some sort) lock your jaw as a pitbull would and jerk your head from side to side like a dog with a pull toy. This has two possible outcomes you get shanked or you never have to use this manuever again.

"sure ill give u head ill treat you good too" but as soon as you moan I'll chomp and rip ur dick off just like a Preston Pitbull! Sack ya quick

by Samuel Leblanc September 30, 2009

Pitbull

1) a breed of dog that is often stereotyped as being violent

2) a rapper who is as talented as a bag of shit

What a cute little pitbull puppy...

OH GOD, not Pitbull again, can someone PLEASE put him to sleep?

by p567 April 24, 2009

Pitbull

A bald mammal, who is originally found in the Dominican Republic, but likes to rumor that it is from Brazil. Being a wannabe rapper, A Pitbull has a hoarse, annoying voice, which it uses to scream random Spanish words at you. Its songs are particularly for Bar/Bat Mitzvahs and twerking. Believed by many to be the worst thing ever to happen to music, any Pitbulls that are seen must be immediately turned in for esploding our ears with crap.

Person 1: Wait! Did you hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
(In the distance) dalé!
Person 1: That sounds like a Pitbull! Lets get him!

by grape5432 December 11, 2013

Pitbull

A Cuban-American rapper who has about as much talent as a bag of dog feces.

Pitbull typifies the Miami scumbag persona perfectly. He is loud, obnoxious, a thug-wannabe, former drug dealer and he was twice busted for DUI (and acquitted because of course, it happened in Miami).

The now Mayor of Miami, Tomas Regalado gave Pitbull the keys to the city of Miami, which is a joke, considering the two DUI charges.

Pitbull's songs are basically re-hashes of other songs, to a repetitive reggaeton beat.

There are probably 2 million Pitbull clones in Miami, none of them any less talented than Pitbull himself. Pitbull typifies the "ref" persona in the 21st century perfectly.

Pitbull: "You know you wan'me, I know I wan'cha"
Me: "Go back to Cuba"

by OyeOyeOye February 21, 2010

Russian Pitbull

A Russian pit bull is when you get rammed in the butt causing vodka as lube while yelling Putin as you get a tattoo of a communist sickle on your left testicle.

After using vodka and getting a tattoo He gets the Russian Pitbull.

by Héctor Rodríguez VI March 4, 2017