The act of shoving a pineapple up one's anal cavity before carving a hole in the protruding section and having someone else fuck it.
by GetWrekt January 11, 2015
by newbrains December 05, 2010
This is a comedy movie. The word pineapple express id the type off weed (marijuana) which basically gets them into the mess. Great movie. The weed is particularly strong and rare which is why its so funny.
Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - that baby would be the mother of all weed! PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!
Dale Denton: smells the marijuana Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.
Dale Denton: smells the marijuana Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.
by Rancor444 May 16, 2011
I smoked some pineapple express and I'm as high as a kite.
by Brett roberts 13 March 29, 2009
"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"
by whosischrist April 04, 2018
A sex move in which the core of a pineapple is used as a dildo to engage in intercourse, which usually causes a great amount of pleasure.
My boyfriend gave me a Pineapple Express yesterday and though it was extremely painful at first, I double orgasmed after an hour of brutal pain.
by Tammy McShammerson April 19, 2010
by pillheadme February 07, 2009