October 8th

National fuck your girlfriend day

October 8th

National fuck your girlfriend day

you get to fuck your significant other then take her out to eat :)

by imafag:) April 15, 2021

October 8th

National ask out your crush day.
On this day, regardless of sex, sexual attraction or anything else, you ask out your crush.

Yo dude, it's October 8th today.

I know bro, I'm gonna ask out Amanda.

by GamingGamer34527 October 6, 2021

October 8th

National gay butt sex day

Jeff:”Hey Tony, u know what day it is today, October 8th.”
Tony:”Of course I do jeff, i’m not stupid. Now get over here in this bed and have gay butt sex with me.”
Jeff:”Oh don’t you worry, i’m already coming over.”

by McJesusShow April 16, 2019

October 8th

The downest mf ever. this is a bad Bitch birthday The show stoppers the most kind and loving people you will ever meet

The best person -October 8th

by Mdn October 4, 2021

October 8th

NATIONAL TYPE IN ALL CAPS DAY

Maya: You guys it's October 8th. SCREEE. ALSO JOTARO THREW ME UWU
Lee: MAYA THROW ME IN A WALL
Maya: OKI <33
Sunny: ME TOO UWU PLS N TANKIES
Maya: YOU GOT IT BUDDIE XOXO

by The Sharpest Life (lol) September 8, 2020

October 8th

The hottest bhaddie you’ll ever meet was born on this day. Wife her or you’ll regret it

“What’s today?”
“it’s october 8th”

“so it’s the bhaddie’s birthday

by succmynuttss October 28, 2019

October 8th

National Group pissing day, a fun day out for all the lads. All you need to participate are some pistachios and fries. You piss on it then eat it. Last to throw up is the winner of the remaining fries and pistachios!

Gerald: “Boys it’s October 8th, yunno what that means!?”
Bill: “I have an anal appointment?”
Gerald: “no it’s national group pissing day!”

by WeeLankyMan October 6, 2019