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C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S. 

Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit

When you are trapped in a situation that is overwhelmingly bleak and unescapable. There is no option to move. No option to escape. No alternatives.

Also, a song by a band called Reuben.
Bill: I have got a massive fucking deadline that I've got no chance of making and a hundred status meetings to go to instead of actually finishing the work!
Ted: So you are C.U.T.W.O.T.E.B.S.
Bill: The bullshit is absolutely enormous!
-An acronym for New England Sex Offender. A sex offender who is primarily based in the New England (north-eastern) area of the United Stated.

-Someone who travels, like a gypsy, often across state lines, in a random broad pattern looking for young male victims, often pretending to be or falsely beliveing that they are someone of importance.
"Hey you, N.E.S.O. Keep yourself and those candies away from those kids."
N.E.S.O. by infoMachine March 9, 2010
the cutest most perfect person ever!!
very lovable!!
makes you very happy and warm :3
e-s/o by kakurakupakupan April 9, 2021
Yo say that song line again

E.O.S EVERY OPP SHOT
E.O.S by KBuba KVelly September 30, 2021

p.d.b.i.l.w.s.o.e. 

Please don't be in love with someone else. Quoting the queen Taylor Swift. For that feeling when you're starting to feel someone drift.
person A: Hey man what does your status mean?
person B: Oh it's just quoting Taylor. p.d.b.i.l.w.s.o.e. please don't. be in Leo with someone else

D-B-Y-M-O-S-E 

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.