i cares

I do not care; I could care less. Often used in conjunction with aplenty.

I heard Keshia was talking bad about you to all her friends.

I cares aplenty.

by mksteelos September 7, 2011

ask me if I care

used when you want someone to stop annoying you

- yesterday night's game was awesome
- ask me if I care

by pitfromparis July 22, 2007

Why should I care

When you totally don’t care

Why should I care

by Elagss May 6, 2020

Act like I care

A statement that shows genuine disinterest in a topic.

P1: "You're shit"

P2: "act like I care"

by qwexkzy August 25, 2021

By my heel, I care not

An overly formal and archaic way to tell someone you don't give a shit. Its modern translation could be "Who asked?" Quoted from Mercutio in Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet".

Benvolio: By my head, here come the Capulets
Mercutio: By my heel, I care not

by TryhardSarv March 2, 2022

oh-say-do-i-care?

a fobr boardie, who always rants on the fobr boards, she always puts up stalk lists, and irritates many boardies... she also has many threads in which she tells the boardies to do something, and expects people to actually care

oh-say-do-i-care?: so, how are you guys today?

oh-say-do-i-care?: fine, dont post then, i guess i'll be leaving...

other boardies: STFU

by ALEXIS :D January 19, 2009

i care because you do

The 3rd studio album by RDJ under the Aphex Twin moniker, and it's amazing.
Although unless you're fine with high frequencies, skip Ventolin, for your own sake.

Usually abbreviated to ICBYD.

A: "Hey dude, got any album recommendations?"
B: "Yeah, I recommend I Care Because You Do."
A: "Alright, might check it out later."

by androgenetriccarry September 7, 2018