Ninja Nosejob

While a girl is giving you head..right as you cum karate chop her in the back of the head then stick your dick in her nose

Guy 1: Dude this girl was giving me head then i totally did the ninja nosejob on her

Guy 2: Thats fucking gross man...thats messed up

by sandman142 August 17, 2010

Pocono Nosejob

When you take a runny shit in your partner's mouth, they eat it, than you stick your finger down their throat to make them puke it back up. When they puke you forcably hold their mouth shut so that it all is forced out their nose. Bonus points are added for distance sprayed and if corn or peanuts are involved.

I told my girlfriend that if she really loved me, she'd let me give her a Pocono Nosejob. She got a peanut stuck in there and we had a rather embarrasing night in the emergency room.

by Horse Dick McGraw September 29, 2006

Oregon NoseJob

The art of tit fucking a girl, and as your about to jizz "accidentally" shove your cock under her nose and jizz in her nose.

Outcome 1: She will have a constant drizzle of jizz in the back of her throat.
Outcome 2: She immediately sneezes jizz all over herself.

Naw dude, she is just my latest Oregon NoseJob victim man

by Scout Master8899 April 20, 2011

Edging Nosejob

When you go down on a woman, specifically one of some ethnic background whom has coarse hair and has not shaved in about a week. While licking and postponing the orgasm so much she starts to forcefully face fuck you so hard that the bristly coarse hair rubs on the bridge of your nose so much that it removes the top layers of skin.

Heather was so badly wanting to cum that she forced my face into her sandpaper vagina and gave me an edging Nosejob.

by The Big Heathen October 24, 2022

Clinton Iowa NoseJob

When a man sticks his penis inside a females nose and continues to pleasure it until he has to release his sperm. Then, he releases the sperm into the nose and continues to pleasure the nose with his penis until the female chokes on the sperm, or it runs down her throat, and pleads for you to stop. Then you go to the next nostril and repeat the process.

Man, if she keeps this up about how nice her nose looks, I'll have to give her the ol' Clinton Iowa NoseJob.

by MadRAcer October 15, 2011

Boomtown Nosejob

(N) When someone’s snorting a line of blow and you slam their head into the table.

“Bro what happened to your nose?” Oh, Kyle gave me a Boomtown Nosejob last night.

by Phillip McKrevis September 6, 2020

portland nosejob

to inject black tar heroin into one's penis tip

"hey, did you hear that juan and carlos were giving eachother portland nosejobs?"

by fleshydevice August 29, 2025