You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat 

You are ugly

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat by Matthu Wyshart July 17, 2009

North Side of the Dirty South 

Generally the state that is just south of the Mason-Dixon line. Maryland and some will also consider Washington DC.

We about to take on a ride through the north side of the dirty south!

North Side of the Dirty South by HRM SMK April 2, 2008

south end of a north bound donkey

a donkey's rear end. used to describe one's face, butt, or a woman.

"Her face looked like the south end of a north bound donkey."

"I went down on her and it looked like the south end of a north bound donkey"

south end of a north bound donkey by G-wangsta! December 22, 2008

i could eat the north end of a skunk moving south 

An expression of extreme hunger. Common in rural Wyoming and Colorado, USA

"Man, I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a skunk moving south."

i could eat the north end of a skunk moving south by Christie Malry October 9, 2006

North-Southers

Trousers of style which obediently hold a crease in the correct (North - South)plane.

That young woman in Radiotherapy had on some great North-Southers!

North-Southers by Vera Richardson March 27, 2009

North-Southing 

The act of vigorously rubbing one's penis in an up and down fashion either between the breasts, or the buttocks, of a woman. This activity is often accompanied by cries of jubilation and triumph in order to further stimulate and encourage the woman to prepare herself for sexual congress.

"Man, I gave her such a solid north-southing last night. I ran those knockers right through."

"Dude, look how tight her ass is. Would love to give that an ole north-southing."

North-Southing by The Brownhornet August 24, 2006