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Nissan Skyline R34

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the fastest jap car out there, it could prolly woop a lame ass supra but definitly not a vette- maybe a stang cus fords suck but there is no contest vs. Corvette
50 cent: damn that jap supra is mad wack

me: fashow

50 cent: but dat Nissan Skyline is pretty tite dawg

me: yea u know it fifty... dacow
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
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Nissan Skyline R35 GT-R

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A sports car from Japan that's more expensive than a Chevrolet Corvette Z06, slower than a Z06, plus heavier and more boring-looking.

Recommended for Japanese people who want a car with an engine that can take years of blunt abuse before eventually breaking down, and can also be "upgraded" with the use of Naaawws cold fusion systems (something no sensible muscle car owner would ever consider doing).
-Japanse guy: Hey pal, the Nissan Skyline R35 GT-R is the greatest sports car ever! Mine has a Naaawws cold fusion system installed and a cool new spoiler (plus a dragon painted on the door)
-American muscle car owner: How 'bout a race with my Vette Z06?
-Japanese guy: Ehmm... not now, i 've just spent all my Naaaws bottles in the previous race with that Viper (which I lost), plus the fact my engine is steaming smoke from burned out parts right now
by Dimitris K February 20, 2009
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Nissan Skyline R34

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A car with a really funny name (R34).
"It's not a good idea to look up "Nissan Skyline R34" with safe search off."
by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ June 30, 2021
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The Nissan Skyline Generation 11 (Gen 11 Skyline) not to be confused with the Infiniti G35, is a vehicle made by Nissan, of course. The drivers of this vehicle are weeaboo virgins who refuse to get a girlfriend and are secretly gay for eren jager or sum like that
Person 1: "Yo is that a Infiniti G35?
Person 2: "No its a supped up gen 11 skyline with a guy with a neckbeard and the car has weeaboo hentai stickers all over it."
Person 1: "I feel so bad for that mans mother and whoever his girlfriend may be."
Person 2: "Bro what girlfriend?"
Person 1: "Yeah you right."

This is where i put the word in the sentence
Nissan Skyline Generation 11
by TheBat227 February 24, 2022
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The R32 is commonly michmached with trains, voltswaggon golfs and ... BMWs? The Skyline R32 is acctualy a fast car from the late 80s through early 90s. It is slow for a sports car, but it is like 32 years old, but even with a 32 year old RB26 engine, it REALLY dominates. You can get a DETT package for the engine that ... I don't acctualy know, but it makes it faster! It has Altez something that Nissan stole from Porsche... acctualy I think that's the other way around. Anyway, it gives the front wheels power when the rear wheels slip and it also has 4 wheel steering, yet it isn't a monster truck, it's rear wheels only move a bit, but with the 4 wheel drive and steering, the car dominates most courses. It was banned from type A races that only allowed lightly, and I mean LIGHTLY modified production sports cars that standard people could buy because it was quite literally TOO FAST. Well , they banned 4 wheel drive because of it at least. The r33, r34, and r35 are faster, but y'know, engine mods for 33, larger RB28 for r34, LAUNCH CONTROL for the R35?!? Hmm. But yea, the r32 is awesome. All the Skylines have problems, of course, the r30-32 have rust, the r33 has heater problems, the r34 has transmition problems, and the r35 forgot to braket the back of the transmition down. But we, and I, still love them. I'm sorry r33, at least I appreciate you.
Bro, Look at that R32!

Dude. That's a voltswaggon. It's a Golf.

Not that! THAT!

HOLY SMOKES A TRAIN.

No, I mean-

That's an R33. It's nice, but it's an R33. It has a long light at the bottom of the two circle tail lights.

THAT!

OH HOLY SMOKES AN ACCTUAL NISSAN SKYLINE GTR R32 I GOTTA GO SAY HI

Told you so

Shut it. RB26 DETT BABYYY
by SKYLINE R32 AND LEXUS ES liker September 1, 2022
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Nissan Skyline GTR

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Became popular because of the Fast and the Furious, and is now every 12 year olds dream car although they know nothing about it.
“Yall don’t know how cool the Nissan Skyline GTR is… It’s so fast bro you guys wouldn’t know”
by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024
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An old sports car from the 90's Japan. Very popular with tuners and jdm fanboys, but not as much as the Supra or R34.

also known as Godzilla.
And here's Takeshi Nakazato of the Night Kids, driving tonight his 1994 Nissan Skyline GTR R32!
by alphanite January 25, 2021
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