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Next Sale

A twice yearly incident were one wakes up early to queue up to the store and clear away a pile of unwanted shit.
Why do you even bother going to the next sale? You get out of bed early and all there is in there is SHIT.
by itztimmyx April 20, 2012
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Nexterday

I have to go to starlite Nexterday
by haters.gonna.hate.homie April 14, 2015
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Next to Normal

One of the greatest and most inspiring musicals ever made. About a suburban family going through loss, depression, and substance abuse. Won the Pulitizer Prize in 09' features some of the best actors of this century and the next. Music and book by Tom Kitt and Brian Yorkey.
Writing paper *I'm Alive from Next To Normal comes on Pandora*

Me: IM ALIVE IM ALIVE I AM SO ALIVE
by Closeenoughtonormal February 18, 2013
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gosh that italian family at the next table sure is quiet

Said to find out if someone is a Russian sleeper spy.
Step 1. Say "Gosh that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet"

*Russian sleeper spy revealed* *Cough* *Cough* Adam West *Cough* Cough*
by arandompersonwithnolife July 28, 2017
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Count me in for next year!

A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.

The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
Mich: You going to Vegas this year?

Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!

Mich: *eye roll*
by moraleboatanchor January 21, 2013
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cheerleader next door

This is similar to the girl next door concept of routine feminine attractiveness only cuter and livelier!
Yes, Susan is a fine woman, she grew up as the cheerleader next door!
by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020
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A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?
by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020
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