When you have a girl, undressed and you tell her "close your eyes and open your mouth." she thinks that your going to put your cock in her mouth. Instead you turn around and take a huge dump in her mouth!
Noah: O man! i gave that bitch a nesquik surprise last night!
Jacob: NO WAY! my boyfriend gave me one of those before!
Jacob: NO WAY! my boyfriend gave me one of those before!
by Shermdiggity March 30, 2009
Get the nesquik surprisemug. The act of inviting a lucky lady (or lad) over to your joint for the making of milkshakes and concluding by drinking the Nesquik milk whilst engaging in sexual intercorse.
by Doccas October 7, 2015
Get the Nesquik and chillmug. That unlucky day when your parents are going out and your uncle is "babysitting" you. But he actually chases you around the house until he is able to tear open your shitter canal and shove his gigantic monster throbbing, wet, veiny, motherfucking black monkey COCK inside of you and rip your ass crack in half and make sure you can't shit for 3 weeks! Nigga will turn your ass into a peeled orange pussy. Sometimes may shoot out your mouth from His 35 inch Fucken Nigga COCK! Make You Scream Pussy Nigga! The Final Result Is Nesquik..
Me: "NOOOO UNCLEEE!! PLEASE!! I HAVE BEEN THROUGH TOO MANY NESQUIK MONDAYS!!!"
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!
Uncle: "LET ME TEAR DAT ASS OPEN LIL NIGGA!! GET OVER HERE!!!
by Cuntboiga March 19, 2019
Get the Nesquik Mondaysmug. Nesquik chocolate milk with an extra special Ingredient called L`Extreme d`Absente Bitter otherwise known as pure Absinthe
by Plaide March 6, 2010
Get the Special Nesquikmug. During or after sex, if the girl speaks without being spoken to first, the man asks he to spread her legs. Once she does, he pulls out his trusty bottle of nesquik chocolate milk and shoves it deep into he vagina. He then makes sure to grab her by the hips and shake vigorously. The milk is drinken, and then the man then sprints as far from the female as possible.
by DONUTPUNCHER February 19, 2018
Get the Nesquik and Gomug. When a white person tans to the point where they look black. Just like how Nesquik is stirred into milk to make it darker
So Ariana Grande thought that she could come out here looking like some stirred nesquik and thought we weren't gonna notice?
by Yung Dark Chocolate May 25, 2019
Get the Stirred Nesquikmug. During or after sex, if the girl speaks without being spoken to first, the man asks he to spread her legs. Once she does, he pulls out his trusty bottle of nesquik chocolate milk and shoves it deep into he vagina. He then makes sure to grave her by the hips and shake vigorously. Once the girl is writhing in pain, the bottle is removed and the man drinks as much milk as possible. The bottle is shoved into the asshole.The man then sprints as far from the female as possible.
by DONUTPUNCHER February 19, 2018
Get the Nesquik and Gomug.