net 

A meeting of several amateur radio operators on a given frequency, usually for a set purpose, with one operator, known as the Net Control Operator or NCO, in charge of how things run.

I checked into the swap net last night, but there wasn't much interesting up for sale.

net by W8something April 14, 2004

NET 

Nigger Entertainment Television

Hey Nig Nog, check out the dunkin' nig commercial on NET

NET by Chavez November 4, 2004

net 

Military- Radio Telecommunications Network

E.g. Please don't swear when on the net

net by hbegg April 5, 2005

net 

bust or ejection of seman

yo whats that on her shirt?
o. francis just neted on her

net by og t og April 27, 2006

net 

The term given to interwoven butt hairs which maintains the integrity of your underwear

Fuck man... that poop woulda slipped out hadn't the net caught it!

net by ben187 August 8, 2003

net 

Abbreviation for "Never-Ending Text". A net is a conversation using text messaging that is impossible to end.

"You two have been texting back and forth all day. Why don't you just call her?"

"I know, I'm caught in a net."

net by Jim Thomson May 16, 2008

net 

shortened form for the word "clarinet" a black in colour musical instrunment. from the class "woodwindus" and species "instrumentus" the clarinet is a violent and agressive instrument - approach with caution

"so what do you play?"
"i play the net'"
"word"

net by 7aipan December 28, 2005