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National Throw Short People Day

OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.
Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t

National Throw Short People Day

On October 21st you can throw anyone 5’5”and under with no permission needed
What day is today?
Why its national throw short people day of course

National throw short people day

for middle school you can throw dk because he is 5'4" and anyone 4'5" and below better run
me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls

National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed
Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

National throw short people day

National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February
John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!

National throw short people day

On october 21st you are allowed to throw anyone 5'8" and under without consequence
Wow its national throw short people day. Im coming after you wren