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National throw Shorts people day

yeet those under 5'4 with gusto and bless the ground they fall on. The date goes on October 23rd.
"Why'd you throw me"
"Because its national throw shorts people day bitch"
by cfbs get fucked September 9, 2020
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On October 21, you can anybody under 5’6” with no permission needed
Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day :)
Girl 2: please don’t
by RyReg October 14, 2021
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for middle school you can throw dk because he is 5'4" and anyone 4'5" and below better run
me: hey bro today is october 23
bro:why is that impotant
me: because your short and it's National throw short people day
bro: no pls
by @lexisawolf May 16, 2022
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October 21, a day where you can throw your short friend (anyone shorter than you). The person being thrown cannot reject the thrower his rights.
Last National Throw the Short People Day, I threw your mom
by Gray57 May 6, 2022
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This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.
Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*
by LoydLonders November 15, 2022
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