Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller
by Poop_Snorkler October 20, 2021
October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Take National Bully Tall People Day to the extreme, its a free-for-all!
by CallMeBigDill October 22, 2023
October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.
by ironninjapi October 10, 2020
April 3rd, national tall people’s day. That anyone who’s above 6ft gets a kiss from someone who’s below 5’5 for appreciation.
by Nayeli Husband March 13, 2024
A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
by Chickenmann September 02, 2021