National Trip Tall People Day 

Held on October 20th, this is a holiday celebrating people under 5’4. As opposed to ‘Throw Short People’ Day, short people will therefore be superior to tall people, and will trip them. No permission needed.

“Tomorrow is National Trip Tall People Day,” yelled Jorden, at the top of his lungs.

National Trip Tall People Day by Leader of the Short People October 22, 2020

National Trip Tall People Day 

Contrary to national throw short people day, on October 28th anyone 5’4 and under has permission to trip, cripple, and/or break the kneecaps of anyone 6,0 or taller

Fellow midgets we must rejoice, it is national trip tall people day

National Trip Tall People Day by Poop_Snorkler October 19, 2021

national kick tall people day 

on november 27th, you’re allowed to kick anyone taller than 5’4 with no consequences.

person1: “hey, it’s november 27th <3”
person 2: “okay, and?”
person 1: “national kick tall people day”
person 2: *runs*

national kick tall people day by therealdefintions October 4, 2022

National Bully Tall People Day 

On October 25th, you are allowed to go up to any person above 5'9 and start just hating on them.

Take National Bully Tall People Day to the extreme, its a free-for-all!

National Bully Tall People Day by CallMeBigDill October 22, 2023

National Make Tall People Short Day 

October 25th is the day where short people mutilate tall people in order to even the height gap. Watch out anyone over 5’8”.

Boy I can’t wait for National Make Tall People Short Day

National Make Tall People Short Day by ironninjapi October 10, 2020

National beat the crap out of tall people day 

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

National beat the crap out of tall people day by Sponge87 October 21, 2021

National bite tall people's ankles day 

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences

Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!

National bite tall people's ankles day by anonymous October 12, 2022