Term used by much of the English speaking world to define the causes of all the worlds failings, Fat Americans know no love, sympathy, or empathy, all they know is the directions to the nearest McDonald's to lard up, complain about high fuel prices, support international poverty and block social reforms.
Person 1: why is my Netherlands house being swamped by seawater?
Person 2: Because the Fat Americans cannot be bothered to walk more than 5 metres so drive instead.
Person 1: ahh i see
Person A: Why is my country in so much dept?
Person B: Because the Fat Americans wanted sub-prime mortgages
Person A: Motherfukers
Person 2: Because the Fat Americans cannot be bothered to walk more than 5 metres so drive instead.
Person 1: ahh i see
Person A: Why is my country in so much dept?
Person B: Because the Fat Americans wanted sub-prime mortgages
Person A: Motherfukers
by mundaun April 25, 2010
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Person 1: "Hockey tonight?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! I want me some Tri-City Americans!"
Person 1: "You mean Canadians?"
Person 2: "Eh?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah! I want me some Tri-City Americans!"
Person 1: "You mean Canadians?"
Person 2: "Eh?"
by Jenny Q April 19, 2008
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I myself am Canadian, and although SOME Americans are fat, idiotic, ignorant slobs, many are the exact opposite. A lot of Americans (probably the majority) are genuine, hardworking people who do the best they can to provide for their family with what they have. Many hate Bush, and are glad Obama's taken his position, hoping that it'll lead to more peaceful and better living. Not all of them wanted to even go into Iraq in the first place, and even though the stereotype for Americans are fat and stupid, many of them don't deserve it, and if you think that 300,000,000 people are stupid fat asses, you are extremely close minded.
I myself am Canadian, and although SOME Americans are fat, idiotic, ignorant slobs, many are the exact opposite. A lot of Americans (probably the majority) are genuine, hardworking people who do the best they can to provide for their family with what they have. Many hate Bush, and are glad Obama's taken his position, hoping that it'll lead to more peaceful and better living. Not all of them wanted to even go into Iraq in the first place, and even though the stereotype for Americans are fat and stupid, many of them don't deserve it, and if you think that 300,000,000 people are stupid fat asses, you are extremely close minded.
Non-American: I hate Americans, they're all fat and stupid.
Me: Well I'm sorry you feel that way, it makes you look very arrogant.
Me: Well I'm sorry you feel that way, it makes you look very arrogant.
by Cassidy P February 8, 2009
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блять, comrade look at this Americanski Spy wearing a 2 stripe tracksuit, drinking American vodka, and squatting on his toes, he should be sent to Gulag
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The show has legendary quotes such as: "SUCK MY BALLS", "I really wanna see these trees fuck" (fuck being bleeped on U.S. Television), and an episode where Councilman Fitzpatrick, a Fishman, not only bangs hookers while campaigning to become The Mayor of New York City, but also jumps out of a helicopter for his big rally and is chopped to pieces by the rotor blades.
The show has legendary quotes such as: "SUCK MY BALLS", "I really wanna see these trees fuck" (fuck being bleeped on U.S. Television), and an episode where Councilman Fitzpatrick, a Fishman, not only bangs hookers while campaigning to become The Mayor of New York City, but also jumps out of a helicopter for his big rally and is chopped to pieces by the rotor blades.
In the pilot episode of Ugly Americans: The Birdman flew over the building and crapped on Mark's head, when complaining to the Birdman, the Birdman simply replied "SUCK MY BALLS!". As it would seem crude, The Birdman Language actually consists of over 500 ways of saying suck my balls, with each way having a different definition. This Testicular Reference Language is later revealed in the season.
by dt520 January 16, 2011
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