Naked man

A nom that has been proven to be naked

Alpha : „ did you see the naked man over there ?“

by :p tuff luck June 8, 2021

Naked Man Folder

A folder found in a gay man's house.

They will deny all knowledge of this Naked Man Folder and claim it was for an 'art project'.

Nick visits Tim's house and finds a folder full of naked man - A naked man folder.

by Man Folder May 17, 2007

naked man rule

If you take a chick (if you're a guy)out on a date and it isn't going too well then take her back to your place. Then when she goes to the toilet strip down bollock naked and when she comes out, 2 out of 3 times you get laid.

Three guys go on a triple blind date
they each take their respective partners back to their flats and they meet up the next day.
1st guy: did you do the naked man rule?
2nd guy: Yeah . it worked BOOM
3rd guy: for me third guy unlucky

by vulture boi April 30, 2009

naked man bitch

Its where a naked man and a female dog fuck making a naked man bitch, it come our of the man not the dog

i'm a naked man bitch, my life sucks

by Creator os THIS THING OF | D: February 25, 2019

Naked Man Left in the Drained Pool

The naked man left in the drained pool is typically someone who was around something that started, and then there after it leaves, like a nostalgia nerd, or someone left in the middle after their two friends have a fight with each-other and break apart the friendship.

Jeez, my friend is still obsessed with Dungeon Keeper 2. What a naked man left in the drained pool.

by Ethanhead258 August 13, 2017

The Naked Man

The act of after walking a girl back to her place asking her if you can use the bathroom and when she leaves the room stripping naked and hoping that through just plain simpathy she will sleep with you. works 2 out of 3 times.

I used the naked man the other night.

by Buckleboy December 15, 2008

The Naked Man

A technique by men used to get lain. The man who is invited over to a woman's place makes an excuse to come over and when the woman is not around, he gets naked while he waits for her return. On her return, they both laugh, and the element of surprise gets him laid. Very risky, with a potentially big payoff.

(As seen on How I Met Your Mother)

I used the naked man last night. She had no idea it was coming, but it worked.

by Phatern1 December 15, 2008