ntf

not trynna flex

used to tell someone that u r not trynna flex

just gotta dub ntf

by ramidash April 11, 2018

ntf

not that funny

guy1:I have a bad memory
guy2:lol
guy1:ntf
guy2:sorry

by Peter Cole January 1, 2007

ntf

nice tight fit.

the perfect dick.
fits well, just exactly as intended.
perfect in length and girth.
often leads to the best sex you've ever encountered.
other guys will have problems surpassing a sexual experience with an ntf.

melyss: how was that date last night? things end well?

carol the great: well??? they were incredible!!!

melyss: do you mean...?

carol the great: OH YES.

both: NTF!!!!

by perfectimperfection March 19, 2008

NTF

Now Thats Funny

Person1: TELLS JOKE
Person2: NTF

by jcc222633 December 2, 2010

NTF

Not To Fuck

I warned her NTF him. Now he follows her around like a lovesick puppy.

by LapsedPacifist July 17, 2018

NTF

No Trouble Found.
The classic definition used by repair personnel in all trades, help desk support teams, and anywhere trouble or problem tickets are used.

I.T. problem ticket 123456 closed NTF.

by Mr.Slartibartfast September 16, 2020

NTF

Nani The Fuck?

Dude, what’s up with that cat?

Yo, NTF?!?

by Jeffeltomi April 3, 2021