cool story bro no one cares

When your opinion is irrelevant.

hahahahhahahahaha cool story bro no one cares, now shut up meg.

by megsmellslikepineapples February 15, 2016

shut up no one cares day

on november you its shut up and stop being annoying as hell because no one cares at all

its shut up no one cares day go away i really dont care

by annoyingpenis November 01, 2019

No one cares, shut the fuck up

When no one gives a fuck about your urban dictionary name

Stop posting your urban dictionary name! No one cares, shut the fuck up

by Wkspspzp November 23, 2021

NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner)

NOCAYB (acronym for "No One Cares About Your Boner") is shorthand reminders of one of the true maxims of a polite interaction online: nobody cares about your boner. Typically deployed in situations where a party has unnecessarily brought up the attractiveness of a celebrity, or sexualized something or someone to an uncomfortable extent, bringing an unfortunate halt to normal, non-perverted conversation.

Dude 1: "Yo, man, that Anne Hathaway is a great actress."

Dude 2: "Yes, she is! She also has really nice feet. I want her to crush my balls like wine grapes."
Dude 1: "...Um, NOCAYB (No One Cares About Your Boner), Dude 2."

by AntiBannerThief June 21, 2018

no one cares what your name means

Probably only posting it on social media so everyone sees how much of an inspiration you aren’t.

Stop with the normie cringe posts about the definition of your name. No one cares what your name means.

by 4.whores.down November 23, 2021

NO ONE CARES

STFU, no one cares what your name means.

Everyone posted their definition online but no one cares.

by QLTY November 23, 2021

No one cares

A psychological reaction to when a known individual repteadly boats about how great their life is on Instagram.

Look at my brand new shoes with my hottest girlfriend with all this cash.
No one cares.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 08, 2024