my hair's on fire 

an exclamation when you are NOT being listened to, or ignored.

Susan: So I was hanging out at the mall....
Tim (interrupting): Anyways, dude- did you see the game last night?
Susan: Um.... Hello?! My hair's on fire! I was talking!

my hair's on fire by Hair's On Fire December 24, 2007

MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

NO JOKE HELP CALL 702-374-2830

joke don't call that

woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

MY HAIR IS ON FIRE by deezmomiscool January 18, 2022

my hair it dont move

my hair doesnt move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

my hair it dont move by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023

crying throwing up ripping my hair out 

Something you do when your very upset that you just want to smear your guts on the wall and bleed out as your tears slowly roll down your face.

Me: I was crying throwing up ripping my hair out yesterday because of how much I miss my ex

crying throwing up ripping my hair out by simp for killua October 15, 2021

I'm washing my hair

A polite alternative to telling someone to 'fuck off' when asked on a date. Often used by Christians and others who prefer to let someone down gently.

"Thanks for the offer, Rich, but I'm washing my hair that night. Praise the lord"

I'm washing my hair by Urbanbond May 2, 2014

wet my hair 

A female-only announcement meaning "I have to go for a piss". Only heard in the context of women from the NE of Britain.

Ooh give over will you, I've just got to go and wet me hair!

wet my hair by Thaarg The Almighty October 1, 2004

cum in my hair 

A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.

Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR

cum in my hair by duccling January 3, 2020