My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.

My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad

by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022

THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS

ARHHHGHGGHHH

THESE KIDS KEEP LANDING ON MY PENIS Joshua said whilst raping a porky pine in france arrrrhhhhhghhg(69)

by Willyholeszz November 1, 2020

myland

A district of Colchester where all if the houses look the same

All the houses in Myland look like they were built in the 50's. That's because they were!

by FSR2K7 January 13, 2014

mylandria

She is a kind and generous person she is fine 🙂 and loves kids and other people

Can mylandria watch the kids babe

I just called her she said ofcourse

by Https.niyah3 November 22, 2021

Mylando

The name My’Lando usually comes with the spirit of a basketball player, plays alot and has curly hair. He has a big heart and has faith in the person he cares about most. And is also short tempered has thousands of haters & This name is unique only 2 in 100 people have it.

My’Lando is very cool Mylando loves me

by Jay_cool February 22, 2022