Mustache Man

Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.
Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
by pinkypoodle9981 January 29, 2023
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Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.
Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸

Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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