mushroom head 

mushroom head are the crappest band i have every heard. i cant stand any of their music, my brotehr has a few of their albums, and whenever he plays them i beat the shit outta him for playing crap music, they are shame to the metal world, FUCK mushroom head, i love metal but have no respect for mushroom head. also see gay for more mushroomhead.

u hear that crap ass band mushroomhead? yeh they sucked dick they pussies

mushroom head by dancing idiot May 9, 2005

Mushroom head 

When you slap the top of a womans head with the head of your penis and it puts a big stamp that looks like a mushroom on her head.

Jake: i just mushroom headed your girl
JJ: no you didnt your cappin

Mushroom head by MrSlappaH December 28, 2018

mushroom head penis 

A penis with a very large head

" His dick is the mushroom head penis type, with the girth of the head much larger than the shaft, as many women like."

mushroom head penis by Willhelmina Plowes January 26, 2010

mushroom-head tattoo 

the act of pulling out your cock and smacking someone in the face with it, leaving the imprint of your mushroom head

when kayla got out of line and started crying, steve gave her a mushroom-head tattoo

mushroom-head tattoo by tony May 2, 2004

pronounced mushroom head (PMH) 

A pronounced mushroom head (PMH) is identified by a glans (or penis head) that is characterized by a distinct mushroom shape with a circumference that is significantly larger than the penis shaft. PMH is thought to bring greater pleasure during intercourse to females because of the friction created by the mushroom-shaped head (in contrast to the pencil dick) on the clitoris.

What did his penis look like? It was beautiful, he had a very pronounced mushroom head (PMH).

pronounced mushroom head (PMH) by eeyore777 December 7, 2010

Mr. Mushroom Head 

the tip of the dick (only on circumcised dicks)

"I wanna suck your Mr. Mushroom Head!"
"Oh go right ahead, sexy"

Mr. Mushroom Head by hahahhahahahahaha August 6, 2009

curly mushroom head 

when that lesbian bitch in the front of your class room has hair that looks like a retarded mushroom with a curly top.

Damn liam look at that bitch with the curly mushroom head.

curly mushroom head by wetcock69 May 28, 2016