Muffinhopping

The process of pulling down your pants on the side of a road and hopping across on your ass

Yo dawg, wanna go muffinhopping today and fuck up traffic?

by the muffinhopper March 26, 2011

muffincholy

The pensive, almost gloomy feeling you get after consuming one-too-many muffins. This can also be used after a hungover-brunch that doesn't necessarily have to involve muffins, but must involve a hefty amount of carbs.

"Dude, what's wrong you're like staring into space."
"Oh what? I'm fine I'm just a bit muffincholy right now."

by collie-wollie March 26, 2014

Muffincrop

Similar to muffin top:

When someone is wearing a crop top and have no business wearing one.

Look at that nasty muffincrop. (Fatty in a crop top)

by John Ham June 21, 2022