mochachina

a fine, black woman who you see on the street

"OH damn! HOW he like his mochachina!"

by tashika shanaynay charprice jackson January 30, 2008

muchacha

Spanish word for chick.

Hey muchacha, how you doing?

by Thuggish June 21, 2003

Marlboro Muchacho

The act of stealing cigarettes from a gas station or Convience store. When faced with the conflict of both no smokes and no money, one may attempt the MM. Go into a gas station (preferably drunk) and ask for a pack of cigarettes. When the clerk grabs the pack and lays them on the counter say " oh I'm sorry i meant _(type of cigs). When the clerk turns again, switch the empty pack of Marbs with the full pack and begin walking away. When the clerk finally turns, say "never mind, i have to get more money from my car" as you walk out the door. Proceed to drive fast

"Left the stripclub the other night broke w no smokes. I pulled a Marlboro Muchacho on the way home, he didn't even see it coming" - Travis

by dede0315 November 3, 2010

Muchacholand

A badass amusement park created by Piggy Riva in Key West, FLA

Muchacholand, where fun and fast food meet!

by Piggy Riva December 14, 2010

Messy Muchacho

When a Mexican amigo (lawn worker) woos you into the back of his 1992 camaro to rape you violently in the ass using gasoline as a lubricant and then proceeds to shit on your back and massage it in with his feet and/or penis in no particular order.

Patrick Swayze: So, Gertrude, what were you up to last night? You look distressed and smell of fear, gasoline, and shit.

Gertrude: Well, Patrick, I'm glad you asked. I was walking home from the gynocologist and I was feeling rather fresh. This lawn worker presented himself to me naked and dragged me into his 1992 camaro.

Patrick Swayze: Please! Go on!

Gertrude: Thanks Patrick. Well he performed a terrifying "Messy Muchacho" that left me speechless and incredibly violated.

Patrick Swayze: Would you recommend this "Messy Muchacho" that you speak so fondly of?

Gertrude: Um...Patrick, I was brutally raped. Nothing about that was fond. Why do you mock such a sensitive subject?

Patrick Swayze: Because I have nothing better to do than imagine you greased up in gasoline.

by team raunchy prostitute October 16, 2008

vamos ahora, muchacho

in spanish it means we go now,(or today) boy

well the example is in the actual word but whatever...when in a hurry a spanish speaking person would say "vamos ahora, muchacho(a)!"

by naylita December 21, 2006

Muchachology

Study of muchach

"Hey dude, what's up with you these days?"

"That guy def get a degree from the Institute of Muchachology. Would explain a lot."

by Muchachee July 15, 2022