mowing the lawn

masturbating with a vibrator

bad vibrators are as loud as a lawn-mower sometimes

mowing the lawn by clodia June 25, 2003

mowing the lawn

Making out with people

shelby: hey have you been mowing the lawn lately?
bettina: actually yes... i just mowed the Jeffasons last night
shelby:which jeffason?
bettina: oh you know all three of them

mowing the lawn by sloshslosh July 20, 2009

Mowing the Lawn

To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.

Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?

Person 2: …

Person 3: Bro speak

Person 2: …

Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN

Mowing the Lawn by thatwhiteboydobesmartdo June 7, 2022

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer 

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer by Kuul June 21, 2020