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Minesweeping On The Job

When you're bored as fuck on the job and the only thing that keeps you busy is a game of Minesweeper.
Boss: Juan what are you doing on the computer?
Juan: I'm playing Minesweeper sir.
Boss: ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY WITH WORK TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Andrew: Relax, Juan is busy as well, he's helping us by Minesweeping.
Boss: Minesweeping On The Job, eh?? Good job Juan, atta boy!!!!!!
by Isuckatgolf98 July 20, 2017
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minesweeping

A reverse of the " Wing Man" theory whereby, one friend goes for the hot chick to distract her, so the other friend can work his charm on the not so hot but attainable girl of the pair.
My friend got ass got last night due to my minesweeping.
by postmyk May 10, 2004
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Minesweeping Roulette

An act in which someone typically with no money or from Glasgow will go around a club loitering around unattended drinks and drink them with the hope that it consumes some form of narcotics.
How’s Tommy out of his face but yet came to the pub with no money? ‘He’s just done a round of minesweeping roulette’
by Scottish Harvey February 19, 2021
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