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Milwaukee Broiler 

Attempting to and successfully taking a shit in another person's oven and leaving it there for that person to find the next day. Turning the oven on and backing the shit is optional.
Tim was so drunk last night that he tried to give you a Milwaukee Broiler but shit his pants before he got the oven open.
Milwaukee Broiler by Tyberus January 3, 2010

Milwaukee Doorbell 

The act of incessantly beeping your car horn in front of a persons house instead of going up to ring the doorbell.
All right man, I'll be by your house in about 20, listen for the Milwaukee Doorbell
Milwaukee Doorbell by Jrock414 April 24, 2011

The Old Milwaukee Blues 

adj - That particularly shitty feeling after a long night of drinking Old Milwaukee. Usually symptoms include a pounding headache and the beer shits.
"Hey, where the hell is Duff?"

"He won't be in for another couple hours, he's got a pretty bad case of the Old Milwaukee blues."

University School of Milwaukee 

If you need a place to sell your vape pods, never fear, USM is here. Based out of River Hills Wisconsin, with all the rich boys you could ever supply, this school does NOT, in fact, give two flying FUCKS about your feelings. The students, and teachers, are here to get paid, and get laid, and sometimes go to Harvard. Spending more money on recruiting athletes, then most public schools are given a year to operate, it's truely amazing that USM still can not win a state championship in a sport that is not Tennis or Hockey. Here is the prep school of prep schools, The Beverly hills, of River hills, The extra white girl, to your Starbucks latte, USM
University School of Milwaukee is the most chill school in Wisconsin, except for you know, every other school in Wisconsin

Milwaukee Pack-out 

The Milwaukee Pack-out is when one partner is eating as much cheese as they can, while the other partner is packing cheese up the first partner’s rectum. Optional: Use a Milwaukee brand tool to pack the cheese.
I was working on a job site today when Dale told me all about his Milwaukee Pack-out.

I was having a bad day until my wife came home and surprised me with a Milwaukee pack-out.

Milwaukee handshake

hand job while wearing a work glove
This road is rougher than a Milwaukee handshake.