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A spineless wimp who is nonetheless twenty times the person as those stupid pseudo-intellectual emo's who do nothing but talk shit all day.
Yeah, TJ was milk toast, but at least he's not a douchebag emo
by Drewster11 December 20, 2007
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Milk Toast Pussy

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A person that acts tough or has a position of power that acts blind when crime happens all around them and they do nothing but take the government hush money.

EXAMPLE: A city council person that forces mask wearing on everyone, knowing it is illegal but the contract says they must do it in order to receive their federal grant money AND they force children to be used by big pharma to be used as LAB RATS in their own schools. Because... you know... that money is just too darn good.

PATRIOT STREET FIGHTER- Origin of "Milk Toast Pussy"
My city council member is a milk toast pussy.
by Ghost Justice September 18, 2022
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Melvin Milk Toast

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A skinny whimp. can be used to either insult or describe someone.
"That Johnson boy sure is a Melvin Milk Toast"

"You can't curl 20lbs? wow, you are a melvin milk toast aren't you?"
by Ralph Littlefield February 22, 2009
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Molly milk toast

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A bland or basic person that is palatable yet otherwise, the lesser of two options if given a choice against a person with more exuberance in nature or appearance.
I’d invite her but she’s so Molly Milk Toast and would bring the groups average down.
by The.Smoking.Gun January 17, 2024
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A person who would rather stay and play in eBash black ops then come and see the beautiful girl in the PC area who came to see him. The kind of guy who mom always fed milk and toast because its safe. The kind of guy who would vomit watching a surgery. Or faint. Spineless
"Yeah Billy just puked and fainted twice watching that surgury and he wont even touch that girl who want him over there"
"yeah i think he is kinda of a milk and toast kind of guy
by arisaboss March 1, 2011
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Tasty Milk

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The residual beverage left behind from a nice bowl of mixed cereal. You may choose to add Nesquik flavoring for maximum tastiness, but it is not required.
Did you see hear about breakfast at the store tomorrow? Tyler said he’s gonna bring us all a bunch of Tasty Milk!
by JewGold_69 March 11, 2022
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Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.
Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!
by EdlowetArus April 24, 2020
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