midwipe

when you only wipe half your ass after a big shit; wiping your ass once and leaving poop on your butt afterward; tends to have the person smell like shit because of all the left over shit

you smell like a midwipe!
You have tracks in your underwear, you must have only midwiped.

by runningaddict09 November 20, 2010

Midrifftology

A religion that worships the underappreiciated, yet beautiful midriff

The midriff is located between the chest and waist

It is said that the midriff is the source all of creation, and if you look at where it is, it's not hard to see why

Uninitiated person: What's a midriff and what's so special about it

Midrifftologist: as a believer in Midrifftology, let me explain what is is...

by Guiltless Bystander April 23, 2023

mydripbig

Known all over the world and universe for his massive cock and the most famous person on tiktok. He is also well known for his extreme sexiness.

Friend: wait is that mydripbig

Friend 2: YESSIR
mydripbig: Ok

by Theboii28372 October 19, 2020

Midriff Crisis

Any middle aged women who dresses inappropriately and/or sports a belly ring. She may also have a relatively new tramp stamp which can be seen because she dresses like she's twenty-something instead of 40 (or over). She is almost always a divorcee and thinks of herself as a cougar.

Barb: "I was at the mall yesterday and saw Karen shopping at Urban Outfitters. What the hell is she thinking?"

Jessica: "No big surprise. She got her belly pierced last month and is entertaining a tramp stamp. Maybe we should stage a Midriff Crisis intervention."

by Bored in Scummyvale November 22, 2009

Midriff Pancakes

When a girl who has saggy boobs and no bra stands up and her boobs stretch and rest around the level of her navel.

Now stand up and watch em go back to midriff pancakes!

by Lari Cheltsy June 26, 2016

Midrise

The sensation of waking up with a slight erection known commonly as “morning wood”. Midrise and “half chub” are often used interchangeably.

I woke up having to pee real bad and because I had a midrise I pissed all over my toilet.

by Sweet Lip$s February 28, 2018

mydripbig

The sexiest person to ever exist in the world and the universe, not only that, he is well known for his massive cock and extreme known all over tiktok for that reason.

Friend: Wait is that mydripbig?
Friend: yes

by Theboii28372 October 19, 2020