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megatrons bitch

Person 1: Hey its starscream!
Person 2: No, thats megatrons bitch!
by OriginWaffle January 11, 2021
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Quantum Meatrider

Someone who defies the parameters of meatriding, breaks free of societal norms and physics to meatride you on a quantum level.
Chauncey and Ariel spent 40 minutes talking about Robert when he wasn't even responding, he's a quantum meatrider!

Chauncey chased Robert around in Brawhalla at 1am for 15 minutes, I've never seen someone meatride like this before, he must be a quantum meatrider.
by get_got February 10, 2023
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MeatRider

Someone who acts overly obsessed with someone else and pretty much praises them.The Meat refers to dick. Also known as "on their top" or "dickrider."
John: "Dude, My Twitter name got soulja boy in it, my profile picture is soulja boy, my Boxers got soulja boy on it, and my room is filled with posters if him! Im a Huge Fan!"

Brian- "No, You're a Fuckin MeatRider John!" "Get Off his Dick!"
by iTalkSwavey October 27, 2012
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metroid

1: an AWESOME game serial by nintendo featuring the bounty hunter Samus Aran, the first female videogame hero.

2: A creature in the afore mentioned game. THese creatures express predetory and parasitic tendancies in that they latch on to their victims with their large mandibles and syphon the life-force out of them, leaving the victim dead and the metroid larger. They are green with a gelatinous but tough exterior shell containing 4 nucliei. They where created by the Chozo to keep the X-parasites on planet SR388 in check. In metroid they can only be killed by freezing them then shooting 5 missiles at them.
1: Metroid is a freaking awesome game!!!

2: RUN! METROIDS!!!!
by Jim October 4, 2005
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metroid moment

Noun.
Any moment in a video game where you are unable to progress the main story because of a horribly obscure objective that must be completed to trigger the next event.

Popularized by the youtuber dunkey while talking about the Metroid video game series. Earlier games of the 90's had progression walls such as this that artificially lengthened the gameplay time by forcing the player to explore every area of the game in order to figure out what to do next.
Person 1: Remember in Ocarina of Time when you had to bomb the small Goron as adult Link to get to the fire dungeon? I had to call the tips line to figure out that I had to even do that in the first place.
Person 2: Ahh. Sounds like a real Metroid Moment.
by poisenbery May 30, 2018
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Megatroned

He megatroned me so hard I prolapsed.
by dave jibberjabber April 23, 2014
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Megatron

MEGATRON was gay
by Yeeter the 3rd November 10, 2019
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