The big man himself, owns stillorgan and everyone in it. With his recently bought blue jeans, padder "big dick tony" mckeown will mess you up square feckin go like. ) Paddy is the soundest lad on the planet, with his broters stolen superdry jumper brian sets out on his quest to find the spiciest meme,is a pro soldier in overwatch, religion is call of duty marcarrvil warfare. sexually identifies as a toaster, will no joke smash a baby over his knee for popcorn and the happiest day of his life is when all gingers die and he can see dead people. Dragon ball legend inventor of the trunk trap and is allergic to tickles.
"Yo dude there goes padder mckeown!" "Dude stfu u realise where we are!?" "What?" "Were in stillorgan you dopey prick he could bang seven victoria secret models while beating you at rock paper scissors cause he knows ur every fuckin move, do u even realise how much he got in his maths test!??!
by Doesnt have a definition May 10, 2017
by Jack The Awesome Person April 19, 2020
A lanky gay who stans john mayer but claims to love taylor anyways. Hates the 1 and the archer and so can never be forgiven. Is kitten to Charlie O'Kane in and alabama kitten master relationship. A little Monster.
OMG IS that conor mckeown? Lady gagas playing so he just appeared get rid of him he stans john mayer *vomiting*
by TikkiStyles July 30, 2021